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Extreme Coffee Problems

Extreme Coffee Problems

(It turns out that the issues go far deeper than some simple “but first coffee” art on Pinterest.)

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Sep 17, 2016
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(It turns out that the issues go far deeper than some simple “but first coffee” art on Pinterest.)

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Standard coffee problems: Don’t speak until I have coffee.

Anger management coffee problems: If you choose to speak before I have my coffee, I will have to kill you. And if there’s one true coffee drinker on that jury, I’ll walk, too.

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