How to get out of work for the Tibi marathon tomorrow

Your cut-and-paste resource is here

In case you aren’t following along (though what could be more important - the news is overrated), Tibi is doing a half marathon Style Live tomorrow. We didn’t get enough notice to block our calendars, so more significant actions are warranted. Not to worry. I’m here for you. Simply cut/paste/send the communications below as appropriate tonight.