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An Olympic-Sized Disappointment

An Olympic-Sized Disappointment

On douchlordes, jealousy, and what it means to win.

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Aug 09, 2016
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On douchlordes, jealousy, and what it means to win.

I’m nostalgic for the days when I used to care about the Olympics. Like really care. There were five TV stations. Three really big ones. And one of them was ABC. The Olympics were always on ABC. We’d gather (if three people can “gather”) in the den, with a fire in the winter, riveted except for commerci…

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