The cover your ass memo

11 ways to hide that hein

This was a thing when I worked in an office. The “CYA” memo where you cc the boss, or boss’s boss, saying you did not recommend this course of action, thus covering your ass. Only this CYA is like, literal. So have a seat (pun intended but also really, this is quite thorough), and thank my friend Maura, because I’m about to tell you how to cover your actual buttocks. And since we’ve all enjoyed the creativity of wearing sheer clothing and may not want to stop, I’ve dug out some fall clothes from the drawer above the cat litter to show you some colder weather ways to fo it. You guys, I wriggled (shoved? shoveled?) into tights for you. That’s love. Just saying.